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Now, what’s new, you might ask.These pictures have been taken from rolls of film that have been found in old cameras, bought used.

No, that is not the captain.

At least with the models we see every day can be summed up in one word:

Photoshop.

Here are some brilliant examples of how skilled artists are creating the illusion of flawless beauty. Very rare is the model that only needs more contrast to her picture. With most, there are blemishes to be removed, baggy eyes to be retouched, hair to be filled up….

Now, this is just the perfect lamp for a monday morning.

Many more great lamps can be found at Lamponi’s Lamps.

via boingboing 

In Alien Paroxysm you take the role of an astronaut who has crashed on a planet infested with aliens. Of course, you want to get out of there as soon as possible.

Walk around using the ASWD keys, shoot with the mouse, change weapons with Space Bar.

Hint:
You can access your mission briefings in the lower left corner.

To catch even half of the in-jokes in this geeky ABC, you’ll have to be a geek yourself.

Now, the captain proudly announced his geekdom several times already, so it is no surprise that he was thoroughly amused.

Calling Ownage burst an action game is being a bit unjust.

2D retro side scrolling adventure ego shooter would be a better description for this game.
Our white-jacketed (what else?) hero has to escape the advances of gasmasked villains. For thi, he uses guns and grenades.

Controls:
Use ASWD to move and jump, space bar for grenades.

TBA is a game where you shoot a ball around by pressing the Space bar. It takes a few levels to get the gist of things, but is kinda neat after that.

Unless you are a hardcore TechnoTechnoTechno fan, turn down the volume, though.

Few know what Mario was really fighting for…

It turns out that there are indeed good reasons to drink milk.

Loki is bored in hell. No TV, no internet, …

Help him get out of there, but make it quick, the lava is rising.

Controls:
Use  the space bar to jump, the arrows to move.

via plasticthinking