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The new year has begun with a time out for the captain. To start anew, here are some highlights from 2007, beginning in April.

April
April began ugly. Monoface has a “no pretty” guarantee and it is keeping it. Stylish lamps by Frank Buchwald were accompanied by equally stylish pinstriping.
May
Next to the pretty Karima Adebibe, Martha Dahlig showed everyone how pretty those deadly sins are. After giving your body an ecological workout, you can train your brain with Plupon.

June
After seeing Karima, June brought five Lara Crofts in Latex, and the world’s best paper airplanes. But alas, the evil undead had to be fought back yet another time.

July
Taylor Hersh sent in her application to the captain’s crew, including some rather nice pictures of her. The yacht’s stack of condoms was filled up with some interesting Japanese variations and we learned a lot about the care and feeding of Dinosaur babies.

August
In August, you could create your own music online with Notessimo, build a working steam engine out of paper or view some nice fantasy art. But August also brought the oddest fetish toy ever.

September
Alicia Silverstone got naked, Erik Bont showed us some nice photographs and the captain finally managed to get some underwear that fits.

October
The captain shows you how to do it in a car and Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fight to the death, as life imitates art once more.

November
The captain revealed the secret to true beauty, and milk seems to be having some say in it. Little Loki had to be helped out of hell and the crown jewels were in grave danger.

December
The quiet month of December saw some dreaming and some singing.